I tidningen Pattaya Today, den med lösbladsystemet, finns det nånting som heter “Your Pattaya Horrorscope”. Det är som ett vanligt horoskop, men lite skruvat om man så säger. T ex så får dom som är födda i Fiskarnas tecken bl.a. det här rådet: “If you are a married man, do not agree to move to a high condo with a low balcony under any circumstances!
Och här kommer Skorpionens, mitt alltså: “Scorpios notoriously have a high breakdown potential in their romantic attachments. If you have recently had a divorce or a seperation, take heart as you won’t be single for long. However, you need to use the utmost caution when choosing a new paramour. In particular, don’t wait until the wedding night for full-blown sex. This advise is necessary because of the high number of transvestites in the Pattaya area”.
